tardsformer

tardsformers retards in discuise. a normal appearing person who suddenly does stupid or retarded things. someone who starts trouble at the worse possible times.

the bush white house,britney spears. she is hot but a real tardsformer. that tradsformers big mouth got us busted.

by oliver bassett December 25, 2007

Transformers

(The motion picture produced back in 2007)

A dumb fucking movie where the action scenes are so shaky you can't even tell what's going on. Also the acting of shai leboeuf makes the movie unbearable to watch for some people.

Dude: DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see transformers?

Other: Yeah, it sucked hard eh?

Sheeple dude: What?

by bluemuffin May 29, 2009

Transforminators

In the year 2027, machines have taken over the earth. The Transforminators were manufactured to compete with both the Terminators and the Transformers. Their first appearance was in "Terminator Salvation" as giant-robot Terminators, and motorcycles. Later they would emerge as a childrens television show in the year 2010. A robotics engineer who is very fond of sci-fi, had a realization while eating jello, and remembered the cartoon. Chiao Mojibwa set out to engineer the very first 'Transforminator' and succeeded in the year 2012. This 'transforminator' then went berzerk in late November of '12, and started a holocaust against mankind. The rest as they say, is history, unless of course, you are John Titor.

The Transforminators are fun shape-changing killing machines, part transformer, part terminator, all hell!

by Rhea Maxmood February 6, 2009

transformergasm

(noun) The feeling that is obtained after watching the new Transformers movie. It is a feeling of pure joy, exhilaration, and "holy shit I wish my car could do that"-ness. (Side note: a side effect of a transformergasm is often a REAL orgasm)

"OHMYGAWD dude, watching Optimus battle Megatron just gave me the biggest transformergasm EVER!"

by JOE DAVIS! January 1, 2009

Transformation

The transformation is the process from going from sober to drunk super fast. What truly defines the transformation is the process.

1.) announce to everyone you are about to transform and will be different soon.
2.) grab a 4 loko (4loko is imperative)
3.) Go to bathroom a sober being
4.) take a hot shower and begin sipping the loko. (Music blasting helps)
5.) only leave the shower once the 4loko is complete
6.) dress, and leave the bathroom something else entirely.
7.) transformation complete

Bro 1: dog, I hate being a human atm, I need to transform

Bro 2: aye, I just stocked the fridge with loko gold.

Bro 1: BET! I’m going to transform. You won’t see me till the transformation is complete!

Bro2: gnarly. Don’t smash the tv this time!

by FoJmeRaw March 25, 2020

Transformers Whore

Referring to a individual who has an obsessive desire to do anything Transformers to the point of distraction; and with such great intensity that it appears like a fetish. This may include but not limited too obsessive bloging, purchasing of products, twittering, vloging, and/or date cancelations do to a "need" of having to attend Transformer related events or activities. Transfomers is a merchandise line by Hasbro which includes toys, T.V shows, animated movies and more recently led to the development of a highly popular movie series by Dream Works, directed by Michael Bay. The product series and the movies continue to rack up a huge fan base.

OMG my boyfriend ditched our date to go see Transformers 2 again! Wut a Transformers Whore!

by ZeahRiz June 29, 2009

transformers

Show that was good in its first two seasons, then Megatron turned into a purple retard and Prime died. Beast Wars sucked, as did Beast Machines. The franchise is currently being raped by the Jap(ane)s(e).

Armada sucked, Energon blows.

by MightyMegatron November 10, 2004