townies

teenagers hu wear nike adidas and all that. they dont like grungers, s8rs, moshers, or gay ppl. they are the most h8ful mother fukkas in britain. they think there hard so they start fites 4 no reason.

no1 likes them.

they get pregnant at 12.

they smoke (ino other ppl do!!)

they nick stuff.

they think their in an american gangsta movie and say shit like 'YES BLOOD' ' ENIT GANGSTA'

THEY ARE FUK WITS
yes blood lets go and pregnant and nik sum adidas shit then beat up a goth!!
by louise April 15, 2004
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townies are like chavs but wiv a few more human charactoristics....but only a few.
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by everythingibelievein February 24, 2006
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Someone who lives in Keene and comes to the dorms of the Keene State College campus and feeds off of the rich college students. ...is a nice person overall and will stay by your side through everything in order to take over your apparell. Says he's going to do lots of things, but never does. has big ears, says he has no money and yet his parents pay for everything, including his rent... oh well...
Matt Rockwell is a model townie.
by B Shea May 29, 2005
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IM A TOWNIE ILL KICK YR ARSE TROUGH THE FUCJING WALL, this is an example of our great english culture...
all townies live in southend in shity flats with thier pissed mothers listening to thier 'phat' beats...

mission objective: destruction of townies...time starts now.
by VMC August 30, 2003
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(n.) Someone who grew up in a college town, as opposed to a transplant who came there for college. Originated in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois.
The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.
jack: "Hey, where you from?"
jill: "Here. I'm a townie."
by Msmithcu August 17, 2009
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The guy who screams "YOU CAN DO IT" in the adam sandler movies.
Townie: YOU CAN DO IT NICKY! KICK HIM IN HIS HAIRY BALLS!
by Dallin August 24, 2005
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The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.
Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.
by BadLieutenant August 09, 2004
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