protein torpedo

Skin Flute

Mr.Sulu was the Protein Torpedo expert on the USS Enterprise, and as such was subjected to several protein torpedo impacts on a regular basis.

by kjhowell March 1, 2009

Muffin Tops

1. That barfalicious fat that hangs over the top of a person's pants when their jeans are a few sizes too small.

2. The most delicious and fattening part of a muffin that results in definition 1.

That girl ate so many muffin tops that she turned into one.
An example of you are what you eat.

by chronic-psychedelic March 8, 2009

Tops and Bottoms

Referencing to how gay relationships have sex, the top is the one who gives, and bottoms are the ones who receive

“Yeah my last girl kept trying to top me”
“What a shame, if you were mine you would not get the same”

Tops and Bottoms mannnn

by cashmoneymads March 22, 2020

red tops

Slang for british tabliod newspapers, in particular those with red tops such as the star, the sun, ect.

The red tops are in on it, meaning the tabliods have shown enthusiasem in a story.

by sassyman23 August 19, 2009

Torpedo

When a Man runs full speed while erect into a woman bending over. (completely random girl)

yo man, i torpedoed some chick last night, too bad i missed. Now my dicks real fucked.

by Blake Nowak June 7, 2007

frozen torpedo

Poop that has been wrapped in aluminum foil, frozen, then "reinserted". Often used by gay men as a form of sexual stimulation.

Brandon and Ashwin enjoy using frozen torpedos in their various gay games.

by Cledis October 27, 2004

Topspinmonkey

Rafael Nadal's affectionate nickname among tennis fans. Refers both to his excessive use of topspin while playing and to his simiesque appearance and on-court attitude.

The topspinmonkey choked on a banana.

The topspinmonkey always picks his butt before serving.

The gipsy is riding the topspinmonkey, no ?

by Uncle Toni June 1, 2010