tong pow

a tong pow is an extremely sexy asian ganster who plays countless number of instruments and works for the chinese cia. he likes to lick penguins on their flippers and has an amazing girlfriend.

Hey, you know that kid tong pow? I wonder if he likes perogis...
I bet he likes penne pasta and big firm bananas instead.
Hm, yea, silly Tong.

by Tong pow November 21, 2011

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

by BABOO September 20, 2014

Tondom

Amalgamation of the words "Tip" and "Condom" meaning Tip-Condom. A condom that covers only the tip of a man's penis for maximum pleasure during safe intercourse.

Efron loves to use tondoms when he gets down. He says it feels like nothing is even there!

Be careful when using a tondom, it might pop off when you bust!

by That Good Goodly Dick October 28, 2014

tongue tied

tongue tied is when someone you like is talking and you're so flustered that you don't dare utter a word.

crush: talking
you: tongue tied

by by milflover69 June 9, 2021

peter tongs

The gripping devices found opposite the end of the arm that is connected to a shoulder

Grandma always said "wash your peter tongs before you eat"

Dude , thats just wrong ,keep your peter tongs off of my beer !

by boobookittyfucker May 5, 2010

Divers tongue

Going down on a girl (or a guy) for a long period of time until you begin speaking in a lisp from the tongue's numbness.

"Dude, how was last night?"
"Ish wash greaht mahn."
"Bro! You have Divers Tongue!"

by AnonononIII March 11, 2014

vape tongue

When you smoke too much of one juice so then it starts to lose its flavor

"hey man, do you want this juice? i got vape tongue from it.

by becky w the good hair December 4, 2016