cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 27, 2020

Tofu

Fake chicken.

I just ate some of that tofu stuff. Tasted just like real chicken.

by really not josh March 7, 2023

Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.

1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.

by Martobe March 2, 2010

Spicy Tofu

A Food That Helps You Make Some Bomb Ramen

"Can you pass me the Spicy Tofu."

by MineMan21 October 24, 2017

tofu

Used to describe a really cool person.

"That absolute chad right there is such a tofu."

by really really really smart guy March 16, 2022

Tofu the girl

A girl whos the most sweet, shy, short, little bean. Everyone wants to be her, or be WITH her. She thinks shes amazing at video games (but shes not) and its cute. She overthinks way too easily, and needs protected all the time.

"tofu the girl join vc!!!!"

by loverlikeme February 15, 2021

Tofu-Sniffer

Derogatory term for flaming gay men who are obsessed vegans and health food gurus.

Tofu-Sniffer: “That guy is a flaming“tofu sniffer”
“He’s a tofu-sniffing faggot”

by Sasquatch 105 December 7, 2018