Kicking todd

Slang term for masturbation.

"Hey boys, I'll be back here kicking todd. No homo."

by eb1 January 22, 2010

Trolling for todd

To troll with steel line for the illusive lake trout known as Todd.

We’re trolling for Todd, he’s very illusive

by HateSickFux August 11, 2019

Moist Todd

A name for a friend or acquaintance that always backs out on plans due to inclement weather.

Is Balthazar still joining us for dinner?

No, he said it's raining to harshly.

Jesus, he can be such a moist todd!

by capnnarcolepsy April 9, 2011

Todd Carney

Good mate, family man, big willy and always thirsty his piss. Shout out to my boy Marroooo your the man

Marro give us a fuckin todd carney

by Lillie Greiner June 11, 2018

Weenie Todd

Sweeney Todd’s first pseudonym draft (probably).

Sweeney: No! Not Barker. That man is dead. It’s Todd now... Weenie Todd
Nellie: ...bruh.

by Moritz “Nervous Wreck” Stiefel February 25, 2019

Todd Howard

The Greek god of a gameing, and the lord of Skyrim

“ Todd Howard ate my son “

by Captain fordo August 5, 2021

Todd Johnson

The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.

"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."

by MacDaddy Johnson January 10, 2020