Octopus erection

When you and 7 buddies get hard all at the same time and go to town on the same girl, who also brought along her sea food for good measure

Nick: Did you guys have fun last night at my octopus erection party?

Diego: Yeah I loved the smoked salmon we had after!

by Dadadad4 June 11, 2018

Octopus Fight

Could also be used as "Octopi War" depending on the level of intensity. Octopus fight is when you get that over excited feeling in your stomach like there are octopi tangled up in it and the only way to express how you feel is with a hand gesture (looks like your hands are fighting). Definitely a good thing.

Octopus fight, the act of feeling overly excited and squirmy.

"I dont know about you Cass, but I feel as if a massive Octopi War has erupted in my tummy"

by jesusetc. June 23, 2008

octopus garden

An orgy of 9 which contains 1 male and 8 women.

Dude I heard you were in an orgy last night? Yeah it was an octopus garden!

by ColoAK September 15, 2013

Octopus Porn

BOB ISIS LOVESSSS OCTOPUS PORN

Porn isn't porn without octopussies. Octopus porn is great.

by Bobisis.com May 27, 2018

land octopus

A really sexy spider

Jimmy: Dude look at that spider!
Timmy: Don't you mean... land octopus?

by Seagul on crack January 2, 2019

German Octopus

Performing anal on a busty aryan woman, enough to where when you pull your cock out, she shoots poop all over your chest.

I'm really in the mood for shit to be on my chest, I'm gonna ask my girlfriend if she wants to do the German Octopus tonight.

by Anna Leeee March 2, 2017

Nocturnal Octopus Ninja

A nocturnal octopus, highly trained in the art of being a ninja. Will eat you, if you do not pay it proper respect.

Bob: Oh my goodness, I had a meaningful dream last night...
Tom: No way, bro. What happened??
Bob: The nocturnal octopus ninja came to me, he told me all the answers, man.

Tom: Wow...

by VISAGEdeDUNETTE December 21, 2010