Chocolate martini

When she finishes pegging you and then she urinates in your anus

Tammy my butthole is throbbing.

Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!

by G Kett April 7, 2023

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Martini

A man with a cock larger than usual🤗

His name is martini so he must have a huge cock!

by Tinarr August 7, 2022

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Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.

He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.

by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021

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viagra martini

when you spike someone's drink with viagra, it becomes a viagra martini

"He was rock solid for hours after I gave him a 50 milligram viagra martini."

by liznerd January 15, 2024

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When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

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