Like the soft, cushy wonder of a pillow, the cuddle gut is the perfect layer of extra fat carried by men that is required for a woman to comfortably cuddle.
"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"
"He has too much muscle, I need a man with a cuddle gut"
"Cuddle buddy wanted, cuddle gut required"
by Jewels19 November 23, 2014
Get the cuddle gutmug. The bulging stomach area that results from sitting in a library for periods up to a month during the dreaded essay time. Students tend to eat junk food and heavily caffeinated beverages during this time without much exercise, resulting in weight gain.
Wanna go clubbing next weekend after our essays are due?
Sure... I just need to get to the gym and lose this essay gut.
Sure... I just need to get to the gym and lose this essay gut.
by ndidds April 27, 2009
Get the essay gutmug. Gut scraping is a term used for a very deep fisted vagina,the hand can be pushed so far into the recipient that the fist can been seen to bw scraping the inner wall of the epidermis.
my shoulder muscle is killing me mate
why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
why ?
i had this proper loose chick last night and she could only come if i was gut scraping her,i thought a wristing would be enough but no no no she had a large caverous clunge.
by Adam the definer ! July 6, 2015
Get the gut scrapingmug. My boss has such a FUPA he can stump gut midgets.
Your FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is to extreme, I bet you could stump gut that goat.
Your FUPA (Fat Upper Pubic Area) is to extreme, I bet you could stump gut that goat.
by SlyD0g March 26, 2013
Get the Stump Gutmug. “The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
Get the Monkey Gutmug. A person who continually stuffs themselves within a inch of their life on garbage junk food. They usually end up getting a funky "butt in front" gut.
Pokey scarfed a bottle of pickled pig hooves, wolfed down six salisbury t.v. dinners, then washed it down with boxed wine.
He's a real garbage gut.
He's a real garbage gut.
by jrubadubee May 1, 2010
Get the garbage gutmug. An extremely loose female of low self esteem and morals, often refered to as a slut, who has had a train of men fuck her thus filling her guts with cum/slurry.
by Tony Balony the Phony August 24, 2018
Get the Slurry Gutsmug.