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Grandma Lesbian

A type of lesbian categorized as a smol bean with little to no social media and or use of technology. They wear cute little glasses for the aesthetic and probably thrift shop. They love cats and hot tea. They also usually have curly hair.
Kate McKinnon is such a little grandma lesbian, I love her so much.
I usually go for the grandma lesbian type.
Grandma lesbians are so smol, soft, and pure.
by lesbean May 15, 2019
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Grandma Friend

Similar responsibilities and worries of the mom friend; gift giving/spending money is their love language, they drive safely/slowly, typically WAY too cool, love thrift shopping/garage sales, and CAN do the following: have funky hair, morning person, and dress like an old lady.
Woah! She's the grandma friend of the group. She's like the mom friend but spoils friends rotten!
by cr4zy_creations March 11, 2021
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grandmas brownies

When you are giving you're grandmother anal, often times her prostate gives out and she will shit all over your dick, proceeding her to suck the shit off your dick and calling them grandmas brownies.
by N1gg3rF@gg0t January 5, 2015
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Grandma's Funeral

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse
Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt
by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007
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Grandma’s Drapes

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.
by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017
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Grandma's Chili

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.
There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.
by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018
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Shit Grandma

A joke that usually has to do with the term "Shit Grandma", often rhyming the word shit to make some really great jokes.
Carter: "Hey guys wanna play modern warfare?"

Lukas: "I DONT KNOW BUT SHIT GRANDMA"

*The party goes wild, Carter dies, Obama is there*
by The grandma master November 15, 2020
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