Crispy pork

The act of fucking with a sun burnt penis or sun burnt vagina.

I spent the day at the beach and gave her the crispy pork for dinner.

I crispy porked those bitches at the nude beach.

by Lance Mayion August 15, 2017

Crispy Dick

The aftermath of a dick receiving an Indian burn, but only up to the point where the penis is visibly smoking and vaguely flaming up. Usually very painful, but very satisfying. The step after this is called, “a destroyed penis”.

“This chick gave me the best crispy dick I’ve ever gotten”

“You sure you ain’t got a destroyed penis?”

“Oh shit”

by camdizzle14 May 18, 2019

Crispy folk

The polite term for a nigger, or our African American friends.

Wow. Its cold as crispy folk on a cold day.

by Crispy asian February 19, 2018

crispy j's

The illest and freshest and cleanest kicks around.

"dude check out them crispy J's"

by michen98 December 18, 2013

Netflix and Crispy

Spending the greater part of a Sunday afternoon re-watching a show on Netflix whilst constantly eating Safeway Discount Brand Rice Crispies.

Person 1: You want to come hang out
Person 2: Nah man, Netflix and Crispy

by JackSpack October 12, 2015

Schenectady Crispies

A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:

Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!

by Daniel December 6, 2003

Jesus crispy

1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.

2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.

1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.

2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!

Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.

by Nick Lance November 21, 2006