basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 26, 2018

Basted

To be excited, contraction of buzzing, often used on its own as an exclamation

I'm so basted to go to the party

See you at 6!
Basted!

by ShaniquaOWoman April 25, 2021

basted

the action of repeatedly busting in a classroom specifically at recess time.

“ I basted at school the other day”

by pseudo bas February 23, 2025

shrimp basting

Dipping your penis in warm water that is mixed with oil and spices to help with lubrication.

Caught my brother shrimp basting with my dad’s favorite pasta pot last night.

by Shrimpington March 16, 2019

Bast

Another word for being high on cannabis

Swedish Slang

Person 1: How much have you done man? Are you bast?

Person 2: Yee man, yo wanna bast?

Person 1: Yeee man

by Slinky389 November 21, 2022

Bast

A family where the men have a very large penis and the women tig ole biddies

“You see him”
“Yeah?”
“He is a Bast they have big shmeats”

by Big shmeate October 11, 2020

Bast

B= Best
A: Amazing
S: Super Sexy
T: Tentation

He is the ultimate tentation. Nor woman or men could resist this exotic god coming from the deepest and ancients woods. His ass is desired for every soul alive and he can play the violin in a way that makes you feel in heaven, experimenting the most amazing orgasms. Once you taste a Bast, you will throug away all of your dildos (even the one gigantic dildo your ex give you). But beware!! Bast is not for everyone, If you dare to touch his hollyshit amazing ass and you are an idiot, your hand will burn and you will pass in such an agony!!

Idiot person: aghhh my hand is smelting as if I have tried to touch the sun!!
Cool person (aka Cam): Bast is the only man in this fucking city who I let him dive his perfect and adorable nose in my ass and then, I will make him love and then, I will ask him for give me ten sons crawling in the shower

by Cleo69 November 05, 2017