Wonk

While in the middle of a sentence, you contract autism.

"Jet fuel can't melt steel, Masyn. Wonk now."

by Yeetus Maximus February 26, 2019

Wonk

Wonk is a slang word
Wining,wonking,wonker

Friend:Where’s Shawn
Ducky:He’s having a wonk

by SM2187 March 7, 2023

Wonk

Lame, stupid, pathetic, not cool. The opposite of "Chill".

Z: Did you see that? That's way wonk.
G: I know, dude. So not chill!

by iiiggg1 November 27, 2014

Wonk

Another way to say fap

Time to wonk (my penis)

by Im a boy August 10, 2017

Wink wonk

A way of saying kinky I guess -

" I like balls."
"Bro that's so Wink wonk."

by WhatInTheNameOfWhore May 20, 2021

Wonked

When you’re “fucked up” except you are neither drunk or high

Guy 1: DUDE I’M SO FUCKING WONKED RIGHT NOW!
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by getwonked December 20, 2020

wonk nose

A person with a severe crooked or wonk nose .

Eesaah shake your wonk nose for me

by Callumj16 April 11, 2024