Pull the wool

V. Phrase to pull the wool is an act of deception and trickery.

He thought he could pull the wool over my eyes thinking he would get away with cheating.

by Mark Tongue June 3, 2015

pull the wool over your eyes

To deceive someone

Jimmy tried to pull the wool over your eyes by telling you there is no test on Friday.

by ISoRandom November 1, 2015

Into the woods

A really great catchy play that people will sing songs from whether they want to or not

Teacher: okay you have homework this weekend

Like half the class: AAAGONY (song from into the woods, really gr8 8/8 m8)

by Fuckboi JT June 17, 2016

under-the-wood

simply being under some wood.

"wow i am under-the-wood"

by NaniKrank January 31, 2017

pop in the woody

A term that some European mothers (especially the Dutch) use in place of the word "erection" when teaching their children about the birds and the bees.

Another word for boner, erection, chub

"Mom, how come sometimes my penis gets hard when I see a cute girl?"

"That's called a pop in the woody!"

by Pen1sland.com May 9, 2016

Snake in the woodpile

A person who slithers around causing trouble for others while keeping thier hands clean in a group. Example a co-worker using manipulation to get another person to tell on a 3rd.

Watch your back, he is the snake in the woodpile.

by Reno' Bellerin May 10, 2018

The Woodlands

The woodlands, a place outside of Houston. Yet everyone who lives in TW loves to claim they from houston, slapping “houston” in their bio, along with the grape emoji, gas, red random Chinese letter emojis. The woodlands is where white people dominant the population. Here you will find many sluts, who will happily fuck your boyfriend with no remorse. The woodlands has the shittiest football team, and every guy from here will basically rape u at a party. All of them are subtly racist, but they continue to hang with black & mexicans. You can find 90% of the white people saying “nigga” to blend in with their black friends. They all claim they are gang, yet half of them haven’t shot a gun. Throw them in southeast Houston and they will come back deceased. Girls spread their legs faster than melted butter on bread. Guys will stick their dick in anything that walks. Girls here have shit makeup, and slutty clothes. All the guys here claim to have a huge dick and great sex game, but I found out personally that they have 4 inchers and bust in 2 seconds. The girls have the loosest pussys. Basically, don’t even come to the woodlands unless you’re white and rich. Save yourself from this white washed place and go to houston.

Jack: Hey, I’m from the woodlands
Zach: oh the whitest place near Houston?
Jack: Hell yeah!

by Baddiewithoutafattie June 23, 2018