someone who only believes in dating someone that has money, a nice car and is willing to spend it on the status fucker
by Ashley Owens March 31, 2008
Get the status fuckermug. A statue made of soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo that came out looking like a deformed David Beckham.
by Herban Dicktionary April 1, 2017
Get the Ronaldo Statuemug. by Rydel92 October 22, 2008
Get the Alba Statusmug. A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.
Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.
by AYB May 11, 2003
Get the Statue of Libertymug. A status bang is when you have sex with a man or woman purely because of their power. It is strictly about how powerful they are and even if they look like Margaret Thatcher it is acceptable.
by Bark Bobber May 6, 2010
Get the status bangmug. This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.
No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.
by Duckbutt September 23, 2005
Get the mushroom statusmug. The ultimate level of strength and swoleness, being ridiculously strong, godlike, athletic, large and unmatched. You make everyone around you look like puny little girly men.
Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Your heart pumps irons, and thirsts for only iron. You eat enough to serve an army, in order to fuel your growing body. Sometimes you throw up in your mouth or get a nose bleed from heavy squats, this is considered the rite of passage to DIESEL STATUS.
Yo you seen that nigga Chris lately? He always in the gym, never answer his phone!.........Yea kid, real talk, that nigga is diesel status
by KING CUBA May 12, 2011
Get the Diesel Statusmug.