Shelby

awesome shelby

Shelby is a very pretty person, she has a great personality, she is very funnyy, hunny she'll make you laugh till you cry or either pee on yourself, she is taken by David Chadwick Coffey, but if you mess with her we will be glad to kick your butt(: gott it dont mess wiff uss

by stick that in your juice boxx February 14, 2010

Shelby

Girl who is no longer amish. (taken sexually)

Shelby has carpal tunnel from jerking the meat.

by JoeBillyBoots April 1, 2007

Shelby

She can be nice but when she finds a new person to play around with she WILL tell EVERYTHING about you to this person and wwhat i ment by everything all your darks secrets and things you have ever done

Shelby can be the biggest cow in the world

by Xx.tait May 1, 2018

Shelby

a short little fuck with an egg for a head. Shelby is always being an annoying little cunt muffin and wont hop off your cock. Shelby is also a good friend though.

You: Hey Shelby how was your day?
Shelby: Shut the fuck up *proceeds to hit you somewhere in her short ass reach, most likely the stomach*

by jewjew Nate December 5, 2019

Shelby

A sweet, funny and kind gal with a lovely personality. It has been said her rump is very smackable. She's also not the best at Uno.

Damn girl that butt is Shelby.

Hey buddy, sorry I have to play this draw 17 on you.. but I don't want to get Shelby'd in this game of Uno.

by DakoTaco January 2, 2021

SHELBy

She’s annoying sometimes, and sucks at starting and keeping up with conversations, and even though shelby’s are usually white, she also has a GIGANTIC BLACK PENIS, and the biggest sack of hairy ass nuts you ever seen, its like looking at two watermelons in a blanket, shes VERY cute though, has alot of friends and has guys all over her contantly, shes kind, has a pretty smile, and short.

Daammmnnn shelby lookin fine as hell today just like she was yesterday....and the day before, and before that and before that and before that

by Anonymous activity October 14, 2018

Shelby

Shelby is a redneck lady at popeyes every Tuesday speaking to the manager about they only have her 1 sauce, Drives a school bus but can barely drive let alone see over the dashboard due to how short she is, Shelby's favorite thing to do is pull over the school bus while she is driving so annoy that the 2 girls sitting in the back that do absolutely nothing to her, Shelbys are highly annoying and quite frankly not worth your time to get to know, stay away from them as much as possible or you'll contract the shelby.

There is no possible way to describe this horrific thing named SHELBY

by Pqhwoeuqbwjeisy November 19, 2019