Term given to all Satellite Navigation devices designed for driving.
They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
They are often lost, confused, incorrect and suggesting the user make a U-turn when possible. Examples include directing the user to turn left into a river, against traffic in a one-way system or directing HGVs down single-lane country roads, which has led to a new road sign being created to warn drivers to ignore their sat-nav.
Sat-Nav: "After 200 yards, turn right"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
Passenger: "Dude, will you turn off your Shat-Nav, it's directing you into that river!"
by borntoboogie July 5, 2009
Get the Shat-Navmug. The act of using facebook, twitter, or social media seen by others on a mobile device while sitting on the toilet. Typically done in a public restroom.
Also called twitter piddle, foursquirt,
Also called twitter piddle, foursquirt,
by mikebellman April 7, 2011
Get the Shat outmug. 1. a horrible smelling area.
2. dirreahea-like smell coming from the vaginal area, usually warm.
3. a person who is acting like a bitch/idiot.
2. dirreahea-like smell coming from the vaginal area, usually warm.
3. a person who is acting like a bitch/idiot.
It's hot as cunt shat in here.
It smells like cunt shat in her closet.
Could you quit being such a cunt shat?!
It smells like cunt shat in her closet.
Could you quit being such a cunt shat?!
by Weezy's palace November 9, 2009
Get the cunt shatmug. The fragrance of a person who smells so foul based on overabundance of cigarettes, perfume, lack of hygiene and shit. This aroma can only be described as a dead halibut rotting in the hot south Alabama sun that has been shat upon by a wino.
by Space Herpie October 15, 2008
Get the shat on a halibutmug. When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
by aentreri June 29, 2009
Get the Shat Blastmug. a fancy way of saying "oh shit" can be used when realising you've forgotten something or screwed up.
by Emily Maddocks September 3, 2007
Get the shatness majoralismug. by coolshitdublin2013 November 14, 2013
Get the shat yourselfmug.