Patrick

A certain species of starfish. Considered critically endangered due to the fact that the species contains only one individual.

90s Kid: Too bad the Patrick Star is beginning to go extinct.
Dumb kid with a fidget spinner: What’s a Patrick?

by CultistOfJimmy August 6, 2018

Patrick

A guy who likes a girl called Evelyn

Friend:Did you know that Patrick likes Evelyn

by Nigropoop November 17, 2019

Patrick

The fucker wont leave me alone

Mom: is that patrick outside of your window with a video camera

Me:fuc

by Eric shon March 24, 2020

Patrick

Patrick is a very stupid and dumb boy. He is always trying to brag about things he's "good" at. He tries really hard in everything and always tries to be the "best." He makes fun of other people a lot and thinks that faster is better.

Boy 1: Look at that dumbass over there
Boy 2: who? patrick?

by Cooldud321 November 26, 2019

Patrick

totally worth of respect for any reason, Patrick Delaney.

He is a true Patrick right there!

by Eidolen December 7, 2016

Patrick

Very short kid who is weak with a head shaped like box he is a tattletale and cannot get a girl

Hey my Patrick arrived

by Tylersmith949 May 23, 2018

Patrick

Patrick is this weird ass kid that has been in a lot of crazy bullshit and knows to much for his age. He's Also pretty chill and a good musician.

Wth are you doing Patrick?

by FriskyWhisky August 10, 2017