Mike

Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.

What a beautiful sunny day .. but be wary of Mike’s beautifully eclipsed head

by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021

Mike

Mike is a friend you can often depend on, and he's hot too. With caring blue eyes that will make your heart race and cute dirty blonde hair, it's hard not to fall in love. But watch out-- if you ask him out and he says no, your heart will shatter into a million pieces. He may be the most attractive guy in the grade, but it's a dangerous game to play with Mike.

OMG that guy just looked at me and I almost had a heart attack. He's such a Mike.

by access_6583 May 8, 2018

Mike

An amazing tutor who is super nice and has a lot of friends, he is fun and caring and is SUPER smart(especially in mathematics and life) You want a mike as ur BFF

Mike: Hey BFF
Me: Hey back Bff

by UniMaid May 18, 2018

Mike

Mike is the kindest, sweetest, handsome guy who claims he is asexual at first and then once you get to know him, you will end up falling in love with. He is probably the type of guy who is friends with your ex boyfriend and most likeley a baseball player. Mike is overall a great guy.

Friend: I left the party last night with Mike

Other friend: NO WAY!!

by Abigal smith May 8, 2020

mike

a slang term for Coke Zero

hey buddy toss me a mike would ya

by Ken City November 7, 2021

mikes

mikes is short of micrograms, used when talking about how much acid you taken or how good the acid is.

1)Duude i was soo messed up last night i most of takin 200 mikes of acid.

2)
guy 1: hey man you want some acid?
guy 2: ya dude,is the shit any good?
guy 1: ya man its owsley shit, its 300 mics a hit

by bongzilla420 January 5, 2009

Mike

Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.

Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"

by thekid121314 March 24, 2011