Nova Scotian post-gig syndrome

The name given to the sense of apathy and hate for ones profession, usually music, which comes after a particularly nasty gig. Nova Scotian STUDENTS are the prime target of this set of symptoms.

bob played a gig at a bar and no one was listening to his band. after the show he suffered a brief bout of Nova Scotian post-gig syndrome.

by sixthbrokenstring January 24, 2009

dont tax my gig so hard-core, cruster.

translation: get off my case you old fogey!
used by pauly shore in encino man.

mr morgan, if your all edged cuz im wheezin off your grindage, just chill cuz if i had the whole brady bunch thing happenin at my pad, id go grind over there. so DONT TAX MY GIG SO HARD-CORE, CRUSTER!

by cibyl June 18, 2003

Jib Gig

A Zipper

We pointed out to the leader of the band that he was having issues with his jib gig.

by anonymous May 25, 2022

Gig line

The straight line created by the seam of a button-up shirt, your belt buckle, and your fly.
This term was created by the military so soldiers would dress correctly and neatly.

Sergeant Cox: “ Private Williams, Drop and give me 30, you gig line is crooked.”

Private Williams: “SIR YES SIR!”

by Flaming dumpster June 13, 2024

Side gig

Performing oral sex on a small penis. Because it is not a full job (due to the small size).

"Eh, it wasn't a full 'blowJOB', more of a 'side gig'.

by JrMarkyMark September 18, 2021

Gig

Get in gym

Stop what you’re doing at “Gig”

by 5thjjjj November 2, 2022

gig bum

A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?

"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."

by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009