shoot the dog

Great song and hilarious 2DTV-produced music video, both by George Michael

In the summer of 2002, shoot the dog was one of the hottest videos on MTV

by Alex B. December 19, 2004

Hair of the Dog

This phrase comes from the old myth that if you got bit by a dog, and took a clump of that dog's hair and rubbed it on the wound, it would kill all the bactiria in the cut and help it heal faster. Modernly, this term is referred to as having such a hangover, you drink whatever you drank last night to help get rid off it.

Person 1: Dude, I got so drunk last night that I woke up with a ultra-hangover.
Person 2: Did you try using the hair of the dog?
Person 1: Yea, and I think I found the secret to eternal drunk.
Person 2: Nice.

by unit12p November 12, 2009

beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"

Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)

by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

Putting on the Dog

To act more sophisticated, affluent, or of greater importance than one really is.

Angela was really putting on the dog at last night's cocktail party. Little did those people realize she's just a humdrum accounting clerk.

by CheetahCats April 11, 2010

shagging the dog

The ability to drag the hours out of work given,Normaly by stereo-typical short,fat,red faced(not through embaressment) bald blokes.

this blokes been shagging the dog is taking 10 hours to do a 5 hour job

by eyes in the skys May 13, 2006

fuck the dog

To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.

Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.

by Alex87 July 23, 2008

Bella the dog

thatveganteacher dog that never gets to have a chance to eat meat but has to eat vegan food

thatveganteacher:Bella time to eat your vegan plants
Bella the dog:no! It’s not my diet I need meat to eat
thatveganteacher:stop being silly Bella it won’t hurt if you eat the food!
Some days later
Bella the dog:my tummy hurts I need to eat grass to make it stop!
thatveganteacher:perfect video for vegan day *records*
The comments:stop her tummy hurts she dose not like being vegan

thatveganteacher:shut up I need to limit my comments now again because they want meat
Bella: :( I jest want meat not plants

by Tankmansimp November 12, 2020