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Chicken Choker

1)Slang terminology for a male individual masturbating a bit aggressively making it look similar to a farmer wringing chickens necks for butchering.

2)procrastination, wasting time
3) The name of a grimy ass, crazy as hell, punk rocker with usually pretty darkly themed subject matter albeit awfully catchy music Band in Cleveland, Ohio.
I had chores for him to take care of, but he really is, is dang chicken Choker!!
by Mandy’s Billy March 24, 2019
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fact-choker

Commonly referred to as “fact-checkers,” fact-chokers are hirelings contracted by Ministry of Truth tentacles such as the Trusted News Initiative (TNI) to “debunk” facts that threaten regime narratives.

Coined by Margaret Anna Alice in response to a November 18, 2021, el gato malo Substack post requesting ideas for a new name for “fact check,” the term has since appeared in numerous pieces at the Margaret Anna Alice Through the Looking Glass Substack.

Other variations on the term include “fact-choking” and “fact-choke.”

To reveal the Orwellian nature of this totalitarian tool of mind control, “fact-choker,” “fact-choking,” and “fact-choke” should be substituted wherever references to “fact-checker,” “fact-checking,” and “fact-check” appear.
“The fact-chokers smeared the dissidents.” (from Margaret Anna Alice’s poem “Mistakes Were NOT Made: An Anthem for Justice”)
by Margaret Anna Alice February 27, 2024
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Fanny Choker

Repeated fast-paced penetration of a partner's anus, in order for the giver to reach climax, to the point that the receiver can barely withstand it, as the penis is extraordinarily large and veiny. Also, the penetration is cheeks-clapping fast.
"Hey bro, how did your date go?"

"Dude! She was hot and easy! After we met for coffee, I surprised her with a Fanny choker behind the Starbucks dumpster! She got her fanny packed!"
by TasyOysterMoisture March 1, 2024
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Conference Choker

The process of dominating all year, and not bringing the "A" game to the biggest tournament of the year. It is getting destroyed by competition with much less talent than that of your own team.
Golfer: "Dude we just got dominated in the final round to loose by six shots to a team that's not even on our level."

2nd Golfer: "I know man. We are nothing but conference chokers!!"
by Donewithit April 21, 2009
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Chubby Choker

Someone who partakes in giving a man oral sex
"George Lucas ruined the greatest movie saga ever made. What a Chubby Choker!"
by Artemis Rufius September 15, 2010
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vagina choker

A huge cockadoodledoo or its load of spunk
Strokin your vagina choker does not make you a dick smoker.
by Jake1233 April 13, 2009
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Dope choker

When your new dealer doesn't show up with the drugs.
That new dude that said he could get us blow never showed up. What a dope choker.
by RoxyMoran August 26, 2018
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