caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

by Kyomado June 28, 2022

Cavemanic

to act in a caveman manner.

boy throws a stick and says something dumb. girl says, "wow, that's very cavemanic of you."

by newerwords June 1, 2012

Caveman

- An adj/ noun; a person (usually a man) “afraid” or reluctant to change or progress because they personally dislike it

-An adj/noun: a person (usually a man) who doesn’t care about other peoples feelings and emotions. They physically only have the capacity to think about their own personal wants and needs. Similar to a cavemen’s one track mind.

“Me so hungry me go rawr”

“You’re a caveman”

by Lemaynehead August 26, 2023

caveman connection

Its when you have a shitty internet connection.

Derived from parking outside of mcdonalds to use their wifi to game

Dates back to a term people in PSU demo xbox 360

Oh, Ethan keeps lagging out of our server
He must have a caveman connection

by anonymous July 29, 2024

Caveman Spaghetti

Where a group of men gather in public eating spaghetti with their bare hands, wearing only loinclothes

Guy 1: “Do you want to come over for Caveman Spaghetti”

Guy 2: “Hell Yeah, I love eating spaghetti basically naked with a bunch of guys on some strangers porch”

by Make a religion out of this November 8, 2018

Sexy Caveman

JAG with a beard.

Look at you JAG, you haven’t shaved, you’re a sexy caveman.

by Samjokarl17 August 8, 2021

metropolitan caveman

Someone who is brutishly strong, but is civilized enough to file their nails.

Zara: Are you filing your nails?
Lloyd: Fo sho' nigga
Zara: You're the true metropolitan caveman

by Swaggakidfosho December 18, 2013