/ˈblo͞omiNG/
Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.
Verb
When a man tucks his penis between his legs to make it looks like he has a vagina, then slowly releases the pressure so his penis springs up like a flower blooming.
I thought John and his friends were working on his Harley, but when I went out to the garage, he was blooming in front of them.
by Derrick Leslie September 29, 2022

by hellrry March 12, 2022

by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017

This Person Is Incredibly Kind And Amazing. They Are Vv Pretty And Swaggy. They're Also Vv Hot. Everyone Loved Bloom. Not As Much As Kai Tho proud. -Ps. They Have A Piss Kink shocked
by Kai.Koo August 6, 2021

1. An extremely common post processing effect in games that makes it possible for bright geometry to appear to glow and contribute lense flare. Not to be confused with lense flare or volumetric lighting.
2. A term Fortnite players and other retards use to describe when the spread/inaccuracy of a weapons increases as you shoot it. Otherwise may be referred to as (per) shot spread increase or sustained fire accuracy penalties. Also used by turbo retards who aren't even using the term right to describe spread/innacucuracy instead of it's progressive increase, and in games where the spread/inaccuracy does not change when fired.
2. A term Fortnite players and other retards use to describe when the spread/inaccuracy of a weapons increases as you shoot it. Otherwise may be referred to as (per) shot spread increase or sustained fire accuracy penalties. Also used by turbo retards who aren't even using the term right to describe spread/innacucuracy instead of it's progressive increase, and in games where the spread/inaccuracy does not change when fired.
You can turn off the bloom in the graphics settings, but then the mushrooms won't glow anymore.
They need to get rid of the fucking RNG bloom on this gun.
They need to get rid of the fucking RNG bloom on this gun.
by Hamiel April 18, 2022

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???
Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....
Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....
Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....
by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

When you are reading stories or looking at memes that are genuinely positive. The opposite of doom scrolling.
by Anonymous Sunflower September 12, 2025
