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war on terror

I don't know whether to fear a bunch of ragtag freedom fighters from another country, or my own government's 1984-style policies.
We are waging a war on terror and we don't even know who the fuck the real enemy is.
by Dudley October 8, 2003
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Terrance and Phillip

2 farting, flapping Canadians who look and sound funny.They are very popular in South Park.
Say Terrance, what did the Spanish priest say to the Iranian gynaecologist?
"I don't know Phillip, what?
*fart*
"AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA!
by Hompsar February 18, 2004
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The Terrence

The act of gagging yourself while have anal sex, then vomiting over the person simultaneously as having an orgasm.
Right when Tom was about to cum all over Cindys back he pulled "The Terrence" and puked all over her ass.
by Alan S. October 2, 2007
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Trump Terrors

A non-medical term to describe post 2016 presidential election nightmares about the fate of America and it's economy. The nightmares are generally experienced with Trump Sweats, trembling ,extreme nausea and anxiety.
These Trump Terrors have been keeping me up at night. I keep dreaming a cheesy puff is chasing me during the Hunger Games.
by lilnki December 7, 2016
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Terrible Tuesday

The backlash one experiences after a weekend of partying, usually on the designer drug ecstasy, the following tuesday after said weekend.

For reasons not clear, most ecstasy users have a 'hold-over' day in the 24 to 36 hour period following comedown (the ate up period), where the 'down' effects of the drug don't become apparent. This 'hold-over' day usually falls on a Monday if Saturday night was the day of usage. The next day, the Terrible Tuesday itself, is usually a day filled with depressive feelings and overall sadness and malaise. Dealing with critical issues is almost impossible and one is almost guaranteed to have mood swings.

Usage of the supplement 5-htp is recommended along with a bottle of Pedialyte immediately after coming down off of the roll in order to dampen, if not completely neutralize, the depressive effects from the E.

True origins are unknown, but most experts in the subject area agree that the term was probably coined during the ecstasy wave of the 90's and the subsequent rise of EDM (Electronic Dance Music) subculture in America.
Carl: I'm sad, hold me :(

Anne: Well, if you took your 5-htp like I told you too, you wouldn't be crying over those TPS reports. Not eating 7 rolls on Saturday night would have helped as well.

Carl: I want puppies and sunshine, boo hoo hoo :(.
by Socialcommentary2000 May 4, 2005
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territard

the most extreme level of retardation one could reach. When blending Terri Schiavo's exceptional qualities with those of traditional retardation, a new, most extreme level of retardation is the result. Usually the outcome of being super drunk and/or high. Absentminded decision making, usually for the worst. A huge blunder, of epic proportions previously never seen by anyone before.
#1: Marklar, you were totally territarded this morning!

#2: Yeah, after I put the milk in the cupboard, the cereal in the fridge, I went to the bathroom and used the toilet with my pants pulled up.

#1: Are those the pants I found unwashed in the dryer Marklar?!?
#2: Oh, shoot. God I'm such a territard!
by babysealretard January 15, 2010
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cowtipping terrorists

Anti-government acitivists led by Ammon Bundy, a Montana rancher whose father Cliven Bundy led an armed standoff with federal agents in Nevada in 2014 and who has described his supporters as “militia men.” Also known as “self-styled militiamen” (Reuters), “armed activists” (the New York Times) and “armed protesters” (The Washington Post).
These cowtipping terrorists don't take kindly to the feds telling them where they can graze their cattle and where they cannot.
by LaughingAloud April 14, 2016
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