wisdom teeth

In the 18th century parents didnt have money to get teeth pulled for their children so they came up with a fable, that if you keep your teeth in and fight through the pain you would come out wiser.

Oi, did you get those wisdom teeth pulled yet mate?

No, I want to keep my wisdom inside my head.

by Dekerian May 9, 2010

Telt

Scottish Slang: There is nothing more intense than getting telt, it's verbal battering, a take down with words, capable of reducing any man, no matter what the crime to dust in the wind.

He's lost it, get him telt.

by henrytheeighth July 9, 2014

telehost

a television personality who seemingly performs the duties of a journalist but whose "interviews" involve condescending political attacks on non-Western leaders, and "serious" sit-downs with famous vacant personalities such as Britney Spears. A telehost is generally unintelligent, uninformed, has an agenda (instead of being impartial as a journalist should be), uses journalism as a means toward fame and fortune, and has no detectable journalistic integrity.

"Let's get the obvious out of the way on this one: Diane Sawyer is a low-grade telehost who has the intelligence of a doormat... -- excerpt from The Saccharinist entry "Round 2: Ahmadinejad vs. Sawyer"

Examples include Diane Sawyer, Christiane Amanpour, Bill O'Reilly, and well, most of the idiots on American news channels.

by Saccharinist December 14, 2008

dolphin teeth

Dolphin teeth are small, sharp, pointed, yellowish teeth that are found in humans but look like they came straight out of an orca.

That bitch has dolphin teeth!

by Tim Drubasky September 21, 2005

telethon

a televised donor call-in event wherein the sponsors keep 75% of the proceeds to line their own pockets, 20% is allocated for administrative costs, and the remaining 5% is given to the charity in question

Dude, I don't have cable and there's nothing on network TV tonight except this fuckin' telethon.

by dookeyboy November 24, 2010

Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Bean Teeth

A trait carried by all persons originating from the southern half of the United States (namely Tennessee.) This is a chronic, hereditary condition characterized by having beans for teeth.

Oh my, have you seen those bean teeth on Mo'Tingles?

by ashleyk85 September 22, 2011