prick teaser

A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.

She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.

by Edword July 31, 2006

Toaster Fuck

It's when you stick a dick in a toaster and get off in it and use the semen for your toast. Optionally you can play the danger wank game with it, and set it and try to get off before it pops up.

A: Hey, did you hear that Patrick did a toaster fuck?

B: Did he danger wank it too?

A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.

by Esteban Estevez November 15, 2010

Toaster Strudel

n
A delicious pastry, far superior in manufacture to the Pop Tart.

I would like to eat that Toaster Strudel, please.

by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

teaser

1. A short film trailer (shorter than a full length trailer shown in movie theatres and in the beginning of VHS tapes and DVDs).

Teasers trailers are used on TV, where the length of time is far too limited to run a full 2-3 minute trailer.

2. One who leads one on (sexually) but perennialy holds short of having sex.

3. Any small taste of something, usually aimed at selling something.

4. one who teases.

That bitch is such a teaser.

by Captain Neatoman October 28, 2004

toaster strudle

When you doing a girl missionary and right before climax you pull out and, in zig-zag motion, spread your semen on her chest and/or face.

Dude, I was having sex with this chic last night and I totally gave her a toaster strudle

by The Great Noah February 5, 2009

Toaster Apprentice

(Abbr. TA).
"A person in a position of technical responsibility who cannot be trusted with a task as simple as making toast without setting the house on fire."

"Don't let Don work on that new router, he's a TA".

by Uncle Wienie February 18, 2004

coaster toaster

Term for a cd burner, because it burns (toasts) cd's, which can be coasters.

I got a new coaster toaster, it's really goddamn fast.

by Nice Guy Neil July 2, 2003