the filipino tango is where you combine a rusty trobone with the dirty sanchez then shove it in her mouth and while she tries to push you away you hold it there and dance
by Kanjodakai September 20, 2009

Another word for sex.
'Did you hear that Evan and Aiden did the devil's tango in the lavatory?' Exclaimed Jess.
'What, really?' I replied.
'What, really?' I replied.
by V@l3ntin@ March 12, 2022

On a male, it's the prime real estate at the base of you ballsac up to your o ring. On a female, the juiciest region of exploration from the south side of the snapper to the start of her bunghole.
by Catalist February 2, 2020

As you and another car drive up and down the lanes until a car backs out of a parking spot. Suddenly while you're at the opposite ends of the parking lot you lock eyes and begin the dance to see who gets to the spot 1st
I was late for work when someone backed out of a parking spot. Just then my eyes locked with someone else who saw the spot. Thus began the parking Tango
by ewanders1 September 1, 2011

My mom told me to pause my game and do the dishes but I'm over here in a boss battle, doing the tactical tango so I can win.
by i'm really effing tired February 26, 2023

This is sex. It's like a dance in that there is movement, and it can often be awkward for non-professionals.
by macinlor November 1, 2016

by iamtheone234 August 5, 2023
