filipino tango

the filipino tango is where you combine a rusty trobone with the dirty sanchez then shove it in her mouth and while she tries to push you away you hold it there and dance
Doode last night I did the filipino tango with my girlfriend.
by Kanjodakai September 21, 2009
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The devil's tango

'Did you hear that Evan and Aiden did the devil's tango in the lavatory?' Exclaimed Jess.

'What, really?' I replied.
by V@l3ntin@ March 12, 2022
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Voicemail Tango

When you call someone and start leaving a voicemail, only to have them call you while leaving the message, possibly going to your voicemail, and you are both dancing the (brrum pum pum) voicemail tango !
"Did you reach Sue last night ? "
"No, I tried but we just did the voicemail tango until my battery died"
"Sux dude"
by Chicago Grooves November 26, 2012
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Tango Town

On a male, it's the prime real estate at the base of you ballsac up to your o ring. On a female, the juiciest region of exploration from the south side of the snapper to the start of her bunghole.
I'm going down, to Tango Town.
by Catalist February 02, 2020
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The nanango tango

Shitting in your hand and having a wank while operating heavy machinery.
"Man you think your a crook cunt i saw kev out on the mud farm giving himself the nanango tango the other day"
by The weipa creeper June 30, 2022
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angels tango

person 1: i got ur parents creating u on camera
person 2: they would never do the urban dictionary they did the angels tango cus they’re angels😇😇😇😇
by diediedie01010 October 01, 2021
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Chinese Tango

When you and your partner use "made in china" sex toys while listening to spanish music.
My neighbors were blasting spanish music, wonder if they're were doing the chinese tango?
by Rosie python March 12, 2022
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