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Tallahassee Turd Hurdler

The act of gathering your partners turds and then hurdling the the turds at the other partner.
“Yo bro this girl i met last night asked me to be a Tallahassee Turd Hurdler
by BeauFool June 4, 2025
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Tallahassee lemonade

Tallahassee lemonade - When a particular Armenian man has the inability to lose weight

Did you see Mr dessert goes to the gym 18 times a week and there’s no change
by The real bagman November 21, 2021
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Tallahassee Taquito

A variation of the Alligator Fuckhouse in which the afore mentioned act is performed on a rug or mat of some sort. After the Fuckhouse is complete, the couple will find themselves rolled in the mat like a Taquito.
I took the Alligator fuckhouse to the next level by giving her a Tallahassee Taquito.
by Captain_r3Dbeard March 4, 2024
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when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.
Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!
by truewilson45 October 17, 2025
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Tallahassee Mudbath

A honey-tinged full-body tongue bath of one’s stepsibling
I fucked my stepsister, but in my defence, I gave her a Tallahassee Mudbath first
by ConorJP91 October 25, 2025
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Tallahassee Rattlesnake

When you insert your penis into someone's anus and they proceed to fart on it, profusely shaking it.
"I was bangin a mom of 3 and she asked me if I wanted a Tallahassee Rattlesnake, I obliged."
by UNCLEIGAN November 27, 2025
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Tallahassee Torchlighter

Spray hair-spray in your partners butthole and initiate anal sex to create pressure like loading a cannon. Wait for them to fart and be ready with a lighter and a tiki torch, when they fart light the fart on fire and watch as the tiki torch lights ablaze while shit is thrown at Mach speeds at the wall.
Last night i preformed a Tallahassee Torchlighter with my girlfriend and it was a struggle to clean up but was well worth it .
by BucketYT June 28, 2021
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