Turtle

A nigga that cool to chill with and nice and awesome friend that will have your back in the end. Don't fuck with him he will fight you and win. We never backs down.

Turtle is really chill

Turtle by Turle will back me up October 13, 2016

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Turtle

An uncircumcised penis.

She does not like men with turtles.

Turtle by Jsmooveissaucy September 13, 2016

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Turtle

Orange raised pavement markers in the middle of the road.

Passenger: Hey an, you're over the line! You almost just hit that orange thing.

Driver: Nah, I'm just turtle weaving.

Turtle by Anon41543 November 23, 2016

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turtle

When your penis is scared and shrivels back up into your body in an attempt to save itself. Sometimes if the experience is too terrifying, the penis comes out the anus.

When I found out "she " wasn't a she, my penis went full turtle. I started running but by ass hurt too much.

turtle by Weekly Circumcision November 28, 2016