ton

short for Tonya
a gurl who fat and ugly
think she pretty
think she skinny
think she has friend friend

she not pretty
not skinny
no one like her
she smells
has gracie hiat

by skinny February 13, 2005

e-tons

Huge quantities. i.e. shit-tons.

I'd like some crackers to put in my clam chowder. Can you give me lots? Like three handfuls? Yeah, e-tons of crackers, berfect, thanks.

by crashing_sux January 23, 2009

deadshit-ton

1. A shit so excruciatingly massive and voluminous that the shittee blacks out every now and then from straining to pinch it off.

2. The kind of diarrhea that just keeps coming out in a soupy mix of week-old tacos and gastric juices that dehydrates the shitter to the point of hallucination.

"Jesus Christ, did you hear John on the throne last night? He must've excreted a deadshit-ton because he came out an hour later with a lute telling everyone he was Sarah Palin."

by NearLight March 1, 2009

She-ton

Alot or also means shit ton

That was a she-ton of cars!

by Otis bob penis January 3, 2013

shit ton

An odd way to say quite a large amount.

"Michelle has a shit ton of odd cuss words."

by SueB January 20, 2007

shit ton

A large amount (greater than 17)

Man, how much did you blow on booze last weekend?

A shit ton.

by Russki September 13, 2005

Fuck Ton

Programmer's Definition - A unit of measurement used when a new very large amount of storage or space is introduced into an environment that desperately needed it. This usually results in an increase in speed, performance and even happiness in some cases.

IT Manager: "Did that extra 8GB of RAM help your laptop gain performance?"

Programmer: "It helped me a Fuck Ton. My laptop can actually run 3 Instances of Visual Studio 2010, SSMS and a bunch of other programs simultaneously on Windows 7 now. It runs a Fuck Ton faster since you gave me a Fuck Ton more memory."

IT Manager: "You should have asked sooner."

Programmer: "I have only been asking since I got this business class laptop that only had 4GB of Memory on it; that you provided me and expected me to program on."

IT Manager: "Stop complaining..."

by dyslexicanaboko November 22, 2011