Wine glasses

ex. She drank so much she went home with the most mediocre guy at the club. She must've been wearing her wine glasses.
by @Miracle May 01, 2018
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Wine Bagged

When one slaps a mans balls prior to him busting in your mouth.
“ I was sucking his dick last night and surprised him with a wine bag.”

“This chick was giving me head and right as I was bout to bust she wine bagged me”
by Spicycheese August 14, 2018
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port wine

a portuguese muted red wine with about 20% vol. alc. gets better with time spent in the bottle.
ted: i like my port wine how i like my girls.
fred: ?
ted: i.e. sweet, red, muted and aged for twenty years
by portohead May 10, 2012
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Turbo wine

A substance created when red bull is added to half a bottle of of Buckfast Wine to create a drink which gives the person consuming the drink a feeling of "absolute fleeing"
"Here mate what you running tonight mate?" (referring to alcohol)
"Just a cheeky turbo wine)

"You're wreck mate, what did you drink lastnight?"
"A turbo Wine"
"Aw no wonder"
by drinker14 April 06, 2015
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communist wine

Made by the inapropriate mixing of vodka. Can also mean paint stripper, meths strained through a loaf of bread, cheap alcohol.

Also Russian wine
Holy fuck. That tramp's got himself a bottle of Listerene, and it's barely even dark.
by dj_monged August 08, 2004
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wine-belly

A delicate fold of flab protuding from under a top, hanging gently over the waistband of jeans like some kind of skin souffle; female counterpart to the beer belly, often seen on mid to late twentysomething singles who are losing both their looks, their self-respect and - gradually - the will to live...
Bridget: "Jesus I really need to shed this wine-belly if I ever want to get laid again"
Magda: "Try not downing two bottles of whatever the co-op have on special of a weekday evening..."
Bridget: "Bitch..." (muffled sobbing)
by Becca J W August 31, 2007
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Wine guy

Wine Guy ~ A horny, middle aged, divorced, wine importing, BMW drivin, botox shootin, poser who played the clarinet as an adolescent. He is adept at the use of wine adjectives such as robust, soft, with abundant red fruit and lashings of rose pepper enveloped by with a chocolatey oak aroma that adds a creaminess to the lifted finish. You know standard B S that most women go Ga Ga over. He is such a poser and just wants to get in my girl friends pants.


Wine guy ~ Julie meet me at the Tasting Room so I can impress you with my extensive knowledge of wine. Later we can go back to my place where I will show you my art collection.

Julie ~ Ok wine guy. You are so wonderful.
by one cool dude March 12, 2007
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