fuck the giraffe

Discovering Karma's a bitch.

Man, so it came back and bit you in the ass, well, sometimes you fuck the giraffe, sometimes the giraffe fucks you.

by yiffingpersonals May 25, 2009

Explain the Giraffe

To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.

Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob

-CF, The LLS-

Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.

by intricatus July 27, 2010

giraffe hugger

When a girl tightly wraps her lips around a mans penis

Oooh, she's a good giraffe hugger

by senderatuarus March 07, 2014

harrassing the giraffe

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.

Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.

by stfuwtsx3 January 09, 2010

Dirty Giraffe

a person that sits in the mud all day then when it's dinner time and thinks it can come inside and eat.

That dirty giraffe is not going to be eating next to aunt Edna tonight or any other night without showering first

by Uda Idiot December 22, 2011

Punch a Giraffe

The act of being angry at something or someone. Used to describe anger.

I am so mad I could punch a giraffe

by Malachai04 April 16, 2008

Giraffe fight

A giraffe fight is when males try to establish dominance in a pack to impress a female. Usually the males greatly outnumber the females.

(at a party with a high male to female ratio) Oh man, its a giraffe fight in here.

by Bankenfeur May 22, 2009