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the internet

Something Al Gore never said he invented
Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something
by nj June 8, 2004
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the internets

What an ULTRA UBER computer noob would say when they make a their first double click on the internet explorer icon.
Noob: oh my god, im using THE INTERNETS!!!111
by hanes July 10, 2005
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girl on the internet syndrome

The tendency for male internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the internet. This raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.

Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Person 1: OMG, a girl on the Internet! I better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. Maybe I'll get into her pants!

Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.

Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.

Person 2: uhh, OK.
by kanapanapan July 11, 2009
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Win the internet

WOW! u/themalleableduck rick rolled Rick Astley! Did he just win the internet?
by Elite_tyrannosaur June 18, 2020
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the internet beans

AKA Netbeans IDE - For programming Java.

Also means "beans of the internet"
"Look, mum, I'm using the internet beans!"
by Royster January 21, 2007
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An exclamation said after a great idea or plan is thought of, indicating that something big is about to happen. Often times with a dramatic pause after "Oh my god..." or "You guys..." to gain maximum audience.
by kcnovA23 July 23, 2010
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end of the internet

Running out of websites to visit.
I have so little work to do today that I already reached the end of the internet.
by tetu81 September 19, 2006
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