tour goggles

When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.

Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
......
Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”

by SPLUTAFHN6WDS December 9, 2018

baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009

Wagga goggles

when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10

Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.

by Triz0r14 July 12, 2014

clout goggles

iconic oval shaped glasses that were worn by Kurt Cobain in the 90s and are now worn by mumble rappers and meme gods.

ayeee do you know where i can buy some checkered clout goggles?

by SkrrtSkrrt666 July 16, 2019

alaskan goggles

The art of placing your testicles in ice water for 5 minutes, then placing them on ones eye sockets while sleeping or unconscious. Can also be dipped in ice cream for a tastier treat.

Michael loves the Alaskan Goggles

by boobie1022 November 30, 2013

lehigh goggles

A condition induced by the lack of attractive females at said institution. Similar to beer goggles, this ailment will cause males to be attracted to otherwise unattractive females.

Adam-I'm thinking about hitting that tonight
Jason- Yeah bro, me too... With a truck.
Adam-Clearly your Lehigh goggles haven't set in yet

by Alex Gast February 22, 2014

pussy goggles

A mans' absense of all logic and reason due to the fact that he wants a womens pussy.

My brother can't see the fact his girlfriend is a lying, cheating bitch because he is wearing pussy goggles.

by Da Kang February 18, 2009