Hobo-Teeth

Terrible stains on teeth - from Neglect, Alcohol and/or Drug abuse, and the constant spewing of Verbal Diarrhea.

"I`m a Great guy, but my Hobo-Teeth made Him so sick - He just up and dumped me!"

by Greg Peebles January 2, 2006

Dino-teeth

When a person has very large, fucked up, or nasty looking teeth. Usually has a yellow hue and abnormally large canine teeth.

person a: "dude! look at graham's teeth!"
person b: "yeah man, those are total dino-teeth."
person a: "can braces fix those?"
person b: "nah bro, i dont think anything can."

by strawberryshortcakers October 18, 2010

Bone Apple Teeth

A common spelling error of the French term "Bon Appétit" that is commonly used as a salutation to a person about to eat.

"Dinner is served, worms and cretins. Bone apple teeth!"

by nexzed January 8, 2020

Turkey Teeth

Overly white teeth or veneers that look like they were done on the cheap in Turkey. Think Rylan, Jordan or Barry Gibb from the Bee Gees.

There seems to be a lot of lads and girls in Glasgow walking around with Turkey Teeth. Their teeth are so large and white they could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.

by infamous budgerigar April 5, 2021

kissing your teeth

A quick sucking of air through the teeth that sounds like a kiss. A way of expressing annoyance, or as if to say: "You've got to be kidding"!

I'm not telling you again! Clean up your room or stay home tonight! And don't be kissing your teeth at me either. I'm in no mood for your BS!

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

Smoker's Teeth

A reference to the fact that semen is not a pure white color, but an off white color. A person who doesn't smoke would have pure white teeth, but a smoker's teeth would be off white.

Also coined as a gaming term, used when you have defeated your opponent; referencing that you have defiled your opponent by busting a load of man gravy on their face.

I busted smoker's teeth on that dude's face when I got a headshot on him in Resistance: Fall of Man.

You are about to get some smoker's teeth after I own you at Modern Warfare 2.

by BiggChief61 December 6, 2010

Sugar puff teeth

When ones dental hygiene has depleted so much, all that is left in the mouth can only be described as sugar puffs.

Keith sat down to watch en episode of Jeremy Kyle, but had to leave the room because the dude's sugar puff teeth on the tv almost made him shit through his mouth.

by french microphone July 3, 2014