wooden tampon

When a skater lands on a skateboard in a way wich the nose or tail is directed upwards into the genital area. It hurts like a bitch and makes you want to sit and watch everybody else for a while.

Billy-"Hey Bob, do an impossible!"

Bob-"Fuck that! I don't want a wooden tampon again!"

Billy-"Hahaha! That was hilarious last time!"

Bob-"Fuck you man! That is not a pleasant feeling!"

by Derrick Snow May 17, 2007

rusty tampon

a used tampon removed from a menstruating female's vaginal cavity and then inserted into the partner's anus. finally the tampon is removed from the partner's sore anus and placed into a third party's unsuspecting mouth. the two previously mentioned parties then masturbate to the victims reaction.

"courtney loved the rusty tampon we gave to jose"

by weenis is the word December 17, 2008

tampon troll

A debasing and nasty term for a lesbian, "tampon troll" is synonymous with bull-dyke. A tampon troll can often be found in non-traditional careers and jobs for females, such as: Police Officer, security guard, airline pilot and Border Patrol Agent. Female military officers are often tampon trolls.

Missing a penis, the tampon troll is jealous of, and generally resentful of males.

1. Check out that tampon troll! She has her cigarettes rolled up in her shirt sleeve!
2. That tampon troll sure looks frightening when she wears that tool belt.
3. That cop that ticketed me for speeding was a nasty tampon troll. What a cunt! I bet she would not have cited me had I been an attractive woman.

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

Tampon Girl

I female that simultaneously wears a short dress/skirt and a tampon without panties, and allows the tampon string to hang out and show while walking, bending over, sitting or dancing.

Tony: Ewww... look at that girl dancing over there!
Tim: Nasty! its a Tampon Girl!

by cioa February 20, 2009

bloody tampon popsicle

a bloody tampon which is frozen in ones freezer to become a frozen.

"I was over ay Emily's house last night and she had a freezer of bloody tampon popsicles."

by CUNT FUCKER May 13, 2005

tampon

the thing a girl "inserts" when she has her period. has to be changed every 4 to 8 hours to prevent the growing of bactiria which can be fatal. (also see pad)if not inserted far enough it can be uncomfortable.

i have to go to the bathroom to cange my tampon, cause its uncomfortable to sit and feel like i have an erection.

by aissjdo May 16, 2007

ouchie tampon

A tampon that is made of cardboard and has a flat end.

"Why do all machines in public bathrooms have ouchie tampons?"

by Christa_d August 29, 2005