Sword fighting

The occurrence of two naked men slapping each other cocks together as a form of sexual pleasure.
Janet: Why didn't Mike and Dave come to thew party?
Marlon: They were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather cum later.
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Dick Swords

When 2 or more males use their erect phalluses as swords and hit them against each other.
Bill and Ted decided to forplay by playing Dick Swords
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silly swords

Common game for young males, "silly swords" involves using two (or more) competing streams of urine as if they were swords in a sword fight. Unlike a pissfight or pissing contest, urinating on the competition is never allowed. The urine stream is only used against the other person's stream, just like a sword fight.
Jimmy and Frank were in the back yard playing silly swords.
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
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clash of swords

when in a threesome where 2 straight men are involved with one woman

when their nobs touch! ewww!
well roger you take the front...we wouldn't want a clash of swords now would we!?
by Sambo Fowler June 14, 2006
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Paki Sword

A sword typically used by pakis
best example would be a Scimitar.
(The ones used by the guards in Alladin)
"He was a fat paki with a big mustache and a paki sword."
by Mo Money August 26, 2005
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sword fights

using your erect penis as a sword to engage in battle with another erect penis
2 guys engage in sword fights using their erect penis's as swords
by Larrie.DUDE May 8, 2008
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sword fighting

A playful sexual game in which two men attack each other with erect penises.
Sword fighting is an activity I have never engaged in (nor plan to). I prefer the ladies.
by Bungalow Bill June 13, 2002
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