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Swerve

-To reject an advance. To ignore or avoid answering when someone expresses their interest.

- An expression of disinterest.

- What Fuckboys do when you tell them you’re catching feelings.

-What I wish I had the mental clarity to do to fuckboys with shitty dick game.

-When you send 2 texts to your crush. 1 telling them to take you to poundtown. And the 2nd asking if they like grape blunt wraps.. and he replies with “grape is fine.” He just swerved you.
Guy 1-Damn girl, I wanna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a crown.

Girl- Crowns are for royalty. Stay in your lane Peasant.

Guy 2- SWERVE!!!!
by MissOdehlia June 1, 2020
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Swerved

1. Failure to maintain lanes

2. Detour

3. Change of subject.

4. Distraction.

5. Losing your focus.

6. Keeping a low profile.

7. Choosing an alternate route

8. A comment coming out of nowhere.

9. Deer in the road or roadkill

10. When youre fucked up because you cant act straight
Guy: Damn baby I missed your fine ass.....

Girl: do you have my child support?

Guy: and on that note, swerved.

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Guy: whoa! Did you see that! I bout swerved! We almost just died!

Guy2: Dude. We been parked at a stop sign for the last 5 minutes.
by RicolaCoughDrops June 8, 2018
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get a swerve on

eg: is it 4 o'clock already? I need to get a swerve on
by snoopflight November 5, 2013
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Swerve

When you are drunk and you see the cops and when you see them you get scared and go sober.
by Leotq03 February 6, 2015
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Swerving the curve

When a man takes moves his hands around a curvy-Kardashian like body to feel the pleasure of one’s presence.
When Sarah got home, all she could think about was her boyfriend swerving the curve on her all night long. ;)
by RRRtwat January 25, 2019
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Swerve

When someone intentionally disses you; being stood up
I swerve bitches daily.
by Mac_A January 24, 2016
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Swerv-ert

Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.
That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.
by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021
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