Zambizi Swamp-Donkey

The ugliest of uglies... the beast of all beasts...

The Zambezi swamp donkey is found throughout society paining our eyes with their extreme need for facial reonstructive surgery.

They are the proverbial person who fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.... then climbed back up for another go.

See also Hippocrocodillaped
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Man, that girl's a right Zambizi Swamp-Donkey... I need eye bleach STAT!
by Phill Howe November 27, 2007
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Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
Mongolian Swamp Donkey
by hoo-ah August 01, 2010
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Mississippi swamp donkey

when you eat too much fruit on the bottom yogurt and you can't make it to the bathroom and you shat yourself while in sunday school.
o look at Jim, i told him not to eat all that fruit on the bottom yogurt.

-Yep looks like he got a case of Mississippi swamp donkey, right in the middle of church!!
by beanballz February 28, 2010
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Reverse Swamp Donkey

To "Reverse Swamp Donkey" is very similar to "Swamp Donkey," the only real difference is the gender roles. In a Reverse Swamp Donkey, a horny male gets a girl plastered, while the male stays sober, but pretends to be drunk. Once the girl is nearing blackout, the male takes her upstairs and has shameful sex with her.
"Dude, did you guys hear about Stuart? I guess he swamp donkeyed some girl last night."

"Bro, only chicks can swamp donkey."
"Then Stuart reverse swamp donkeyed her! That slimey sack of shit!"
by Sith Lords November 17, 2014
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mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.
"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"
by ArmyDave January 06, 2007
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swamp donkey

a skank; a girl who doesn't take good care of her self.
Man that girl is nuthin' but a swamp donkey. Look at that nasty ass, she stanks.
by Bran- don Dada June 28, 2009
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male swamp donkey

A poor old bald drunk bastard, in his 30 ' still living with mama. Who can't get it up, it's hard to screw a piece of rope.
Wakes up in his mama's single wide with his hand holding his rope. Mama says son have you tried twisting your rope. Male swamp donkeys do it!!!
by Blue Smurf 76 May 30, 2015
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