Crackpipe Suprise

she's so used to crack that when she gives a bj she tries to light your ballsack and smoke the spunk straight out

Had my first crackpipe suprise last night, This crack whore is crazy man she set my balls on fire and i spunked everywhere

by aidsriddledrob August 24, 2017

Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise

An alcoholic beverage consisting of two parts Dr. Skipper, one part Blueberry Stoli.

Q: Ugh, that tastes aweful! What was that?

A: Dr. Stoli's Blueberry Suprise!

by Dark Horse Rider May 17, 2009

Sprilla

A rare species of African Gorilla, the Sprilla is prized for its soft shag fur. The Sprilla are known to steal small children and babies, but mainly their diet consists of bushes and small animals. Their toenails contain a rare substance used in the Polio vaccine, and because of this they have been hunted into a state of near extinction.

I sleep on my Sprilla fur sheets every night.

Oh, no! That Sprilla is devouring my small child (or baby)!

by PenFaceJM December 29, 2009

spring tease

When the temperature in cold winter months is 50+ °F after being in the 30s °F, then returns to cold weather a day or two later.

I am enjoying this 50 °F spring tease in January but the cold weather is coming back tomorrow.

by AlbertBNormal January 25, 2010

Spriganip

The action of getting on someone's good side. You give them just a little flash (a sprig) of nipple to make them view you more favorably.

Him: Aww, man that bloke is always really mean to me.

Me: Just give him a spriganip.

Him: Good Idea, Cheers!

by karg93 October 21, 2010

Spring Peach

A person who is excessively positive for no reason.

Oh my god, Rebecca is such a spring peach. It's goddamn Monday and she's skipping around the place like she's queen of the world!

by kittycat344 April 3, 2017

Sprine

The result of mixing shitty, barely potable wine with sprite in a last resort to get shitfaced.

We ran out of the good shit, break out the Sprine.

by mattythemaster June 13, 2022