summerland copter

Tape a tennis raquet to your penis and do the helicopter

I almost sacked myself when I was doing the Summerland copter

by GrassUpMyAss July 11, 2014

superdangerousevilracistsexistandatrocious

1. adj. profoundly immoral beyond the immediate comprehension of unfortunately so many
2. adj. evil and dangerous to democracy and other republican forms of government

3. oddly succinct combination of English words describing Donald Trump, the same way it's done in Germany...the German language, not the previous German dictator he-who-must-not-be-named if only not to tempt the fate of a terrible future, leading to a real life Harry Potter scenario where people are attacked, not wizards...and yes it would be so bad, and yes it is already happening so people please do something about it sooner rather than later.

1. America's 2016 Republican nominee is superdangerousevilracistsexistandatrocious.
2. Often the superdangerousevilracistsexistandatrocious are arrested and convicted of their crimes, unless terribly wealthy.
3. Your first instinct that someone is superdangerousevilracistsexistandatrocious is probably correct.

by aguywhogivesarats July 22, 2016

Superman Job

When the hero superman uses his super strength and speed for the good of humanity by giving someone the best handjob. His strength alongside his speed help harden the penis and helps the person achieve pleasure at optimal level.

Dude, did you see the ad in the local newspaper? Superman jobs are only 7 bucks now!

I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!

by Superman Handjobs FTW June 16, 2009

the superman

The superman often occurs after a long night of partying when you stumble across a friend who is drunk on the floor layyed out with his arms in the super man position .

there is also the one handed superman.

"hey dude, wheres Adam ?. "
"oh hes out side passed out on the grass doing the superman"

by moenukka October 6, 2009

crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!

Crank that superman!

by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010

Superman underwear

type of underwear that kids under 7 years old wear

i used to this kind of superman underwear

by Wedgie101.2 January 2, 2012