According to 'SNL' a Human Suitcase is where you take a midget on roller skates and have him/her put on all your clothes then pull them thru an airport.
by Strik9 March 1, 2011

Being dumped, broken up with, kicked out of the house, divorce.
(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.
(premise being,) with all your stuff in 2 bin liners/black bags/bin bags.
Are kid got the odd Salford suitcase thither day,
Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.
Guy next door got bin bagged yesterday, seen him Well I g up street with Salford suitcases.
by Gavalaff83 September 29, 2018

by DJ Russly July 20, 2014

Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023

by TTG145 January 3, 2022

by ImFry December 1, 2019

by Liefarikson March 16, 2021
