time to suck todays dick

When you have to do something that isn't fun

Student : I don't wanna go take that math test.

Other student: I know, time to suck todays dick

by Dale Denton January 27, 2018

Suck-a-dick mouth

When you can tell by just looking at a person (male or female, preferably female) that they suck dick, have sucked a dick, or might suck a dick.

"Dude, that girl has a suck-a-dick mouth.... You should ask her out."

by Little Brown Brother October 19, 2010

ri-suck my dick-ulous

something more xtreme than ridiculous

that test was ri-suck my dick-ulous!

by steveon May 10, 2007

National Suck a Dick Day

April 25

Did you know that April 25 is National Suck a Dick Day?

by Rosey rosey rose April 23, 2019

suck my dick

What you say to somone when you want them to give you a felacio a.k.a blowjob

Suck my dick, you cocksucking piece of shit!

by Vivec May 7, 2004

International Suck a Dick Day

The best day to suck a dick in the whole year, people who celebrate their birthday on 5/5 are said to be the world's best whores due to their oral sex crazy skills.

Can I suck your dick? It's International Suck a Dick Day!
I was born on 5/5, can I suck your dick?

by WisestOfMan June 25, 2017

Suck my dick

A very straightforward phrase describing a feeling of apathy and denial towards another person's thoughts or ideas. Although mostly used to express one's lack of care for some sort of argument, it occasionally is a literal command. In addition, it is one of the worst possible comebacks in the English language.

Example 1:

Gay Person: "Yo, I got 'x=3' for question 5."

Normal Person: "Dude, that's wrong. It equals 2."

Gay Person: "Suck my dick."

Normal Person: "I would rather not."

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey, wanna suck my dick?"

Person 2: "...Jennifer, I think we should break up now."

by Sack of Nuts March 4, 2011