stranger crush

n. a crush on someone you see all the time, but do not actually know personally. Their name may be known, but they are usually refer to by some sort of nickname. Also see, nanocrush

1. I have a total stranger crush on the chick that works at the record store.

2. I saw "Orange Ipod boy" on the bus again today. God I have such a stranger crush on him!

by a_wrighter March 24, 2009

Joe Satriani

Possibly one of the greatest guitarist's of our time, Joe Satriani has released over 10 records. He's known for his ingenious riffs and unbeatable solos and taught the wonder, Steve Vai, how to play guitar. Made famous when Vai told someone in an interview that he taught him how to play, and thus pulled him to glory. Also known as Satch, Joe has his own Ibanez series guitars, amps, straps and picks. Satch has redefined rock, definitely someone to see before you die. Currently touring with his band and G3.

Harry: Hey man, you hear that sick solo in Satch Boogie?
Joe: Yeah man, that was totally awesome!!! Joe Satriani rocks!!!

by Joe Wilcox April 7, 2006

stranger danger

A weird person who wants to hang out with you before you even know them. Also this is a common term for the type of person who might try to kidnap a child.

Watch out for stranger danger, he's coming up behind you.

by steviec February 27, 2004

Doctor Strange

played by benedict cucumberpatch, doctor strange is the sexiest sorcerer in marvel. He has the ability to impregnate on site.

“hey have you seen doctor strange?”
“yeah. I’m now 9 months pregnant... oh shit i think my water broke!”

by dooshmachine September 5, 2021

stranger in the tub

refers to using the other hand while masturbating.

From the episode of Family Guy in which Chris becomes popular. Meg asks Neil Goldman for a favor, and in return Neil is awarded the privilege of thinking about Meg in the tub later that night. In response to this, he says "I might even go lefty tonight....ooh, stranger in the tub."

Meg: Thank you so much Neil!
Neil: So this means I get to think about you tonight in the tub, right?
Meg: Ugh, okay Neil.
Neil: I might even go lefty tonight...ooh, stranger in the tub.

by Turd P Ferguson September 6, 2009

Strange music

the #1 independent record label in the worl. owned by the best rappper currently in the game (tech n9ne) and his buisness partner travis o'guin. current artist include tech n9ne himself, krizz kaliko, kutt calhoun, brotha lynch hung, jay rock, big scoob, and kinda sorta cognito. established in 1999 and will single handedly take over the industry in 20011-2012 because every artist signed to strange is better your billboard top 10 artists.

"have you ever heard of strange music?"
"no"
*murdered*

by matty boii January 17, 2011

strand

Incorrect wording of strain, eg. a strain of Cannabis.

"I got this bomb strand growing."

"It's a strain you idiot."

by labia_explora September 25, 2013