Texas Strangler

A punishment to which if someone does not stop talking where you run your nuts on their forehead then strangle them with your penis

Andrew preformed the Texas strangler on rowen

by Nuke_Vex December 17, 2019

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Backseat strangler

When you fart in your car, leave your vehicle for a few minutes and come back to a fart waiting in your car for you.

Dude I busted ass before running in the store to get some blunts, came back to my car only to get choked out by the Backseat Strangler.

by bill77hill May 9, 2021

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the act of a disoriented cocky person running around in a drug addled state in such a strange manner that it appears to the people watching the person that he/she is playing a game of tag with themselves.

Man you should have seen that kid at the party last night, he was so wasted he was losing his mind. He was yelling at the top of his lungs declaring his superiority to the universe. It was far out and he was trying to play a game of tag with himself. I think he dropped acid he was on a staggeringswaggertag trip.

by Woody's got cigarettes March 11, 2010

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scraggleface

A man that smoke a lot of marijuana and never shaves. He can sometimes be spotted wearing Bob Marley tshirts and a beany. He may also go by the name of Aaron.

If the scraggleface gets angry and starts screaming, throw marijuana at him and he will calm down. Then, he will be your friend.

Scraggleface: ROAR! Listen to me! I am angry! I'm not sure why!!

You: Calm down scraggleface! Have some marijuana.

Scraggleface: Roar!! Give me that!

You & scraggleface are now friends forever.

by Larlisha April 20, 2011

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