NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

The stock exchange with over 5,000 companies.

I like to invest in the NYSE.

by Fill Plates December 5, 2002

sars stock

ac/dc. rollingstones. justin timberlake. buncha other bands, came to toronto, because no one wanted to come to toronto cause of sars but then everyone got better, so it was fine and we partied and it was a lot of people, cheap tickets, fun times.

dude did you go to the rollingstones and friends sars benefit concert for toronto?!?

pssh? sarsstock yeah l went, kicked ass. l love ac/dc

by kater January 31, 2005

rotating stock

The act of eating while defecating, most likely on a toilet.

"Was Bill done with his food?"
"No, he took it into the bathroom. He's rotating stock."

by PoopMotivation September 7, 2014

Jackin the Bean stock

When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is his best friend.

I have a few friends who jack the bean stock all the time cause they have nothing better to do and no one will give them any. Damn horny bastards...

by Midnitesun November 3, 2003

rotate his stock

Masturbating to ejaculation, supposedly for the purpose of disposing of old sperm so that fresh, new sperm can take its place.

John didn't have a date on Saturday night, so he just went home to rotate his stock.

by jdmat January 5, 2008

Meme stock

Sure! A meme stock is any security that has a positive sentiment while being naked shorted by hedge funds. The positive sentiment is bad for the hedge funds, which drives corrupt media to use the word 'meme' to turn away potential investors, which is bordering on market manipulation and poor financial advice.

“Don’t invest in these meme stocks. The companies naked shorting them cut my check “ said by the mainstream media

by Dreaded 18 June 28, 2021

cock stock

Cockasians Incorporated is a company owned and run exclusively by UMBC Scrats. The only real income that this company generates is from selling other peoples' property on Ebay for outrageous deals.

Cockasians Incorporated has been recognized by the NYSE (New York Stock Exchange) and goes by the ticker symbol 'cock'.

"Invest in some cold refreshing Cock Stock."

"Cock is rising! Buy cock, damnit!"

"That chap over there is getting cock! He must know something we don't. Quick, everyone get cock! Don't stop until you have cock coming out your ears!"

by Ultimastrike December 11, 2004