Dirty Starfish

The act of being tea bagged in such a way that the man leaves a brown star-shaped mark on the persons nose from his unwiped anus

Marla recieved a dirty starfish because I forgot to wipe earlier that night

by Andrew February 11, 2003

Chocolate Starfish

The view of a properly presented anus

She bent over and spread her cheeks to show me her chocolate starfish.

by BIg Boy2 March 23, 2011

jewish starfish

Sex positon originating from the Jewish Star of David where the man spreads his arms and legs in a star formation, lays on his back while woman mounts in 69 doing the splits matching the guys arms, as well as her arms lining up with his legs.

Dude my girlfriend and I have been doin yoga everyday to perform the Jewish Starfish perfectly to maximize pleasure.

by Secret Asian Man666 October 31, 2009

pinky starfish

Pinky as in 'little', starfish as in 'asshole'

Hence the phrase 'pinky starfish'

Man, thats girl had such a pinky starfish my dick turned blue!

by hari P June 30, 2006

Starfish Wiener

A terrible wiener in which has been split into 4 parts. It is still under debate whether two of it's flaps used to be it's balls, but one thing is for certain...it exists...and it continues to plague internet forums around the world till this day. It's only one true weakness is the much dreaded octacock.

When somebody is attacked by a link to this dreaded starfish, it is known as Starfish Rolled. Not many have survived an encounter with this mighty beast...maybe one day the octacock will return and save us all.

Chuck: Hey Bill, check this out!

*Sends link to starfish wiener*

Bill: GOD DAMMIT! I've been Starfish rolled like 5 times today! GAH!!!!!!

*silence*

Chuck: Bill? You there? oh no...the Starfish Wiener must have gotten him...

by Von Mannshaft March 6, 2009

purple starfish

Another name for the anus because of the the usual purple color and wrinkles that protrude out of the butthole looking like a starfish's legs.

The chode is between the nut sack and the purple starfish.

by Pismire May 1, 2006

European Starfish

A person of clearly defined European origin as recognized by the cut, size and neon coloring of their Speedo, lying on the beach with arms outstretched and legs spread.

A virtual yet poor definition of da Vinci's Vitruvian Man: a European Starfish

European Starfish: Borat-esq gentleman lying on the beach, allowing the waves to lap his Neverland

by OrtisDei August 10, 2010