Squidmingo

One in a million great guy, one of the real homies.

John Meyers is a real squidmingo

by SlumericanGampo March 15, 2024

Squaggling

When you dip your genitals in PURPLE paint and pee on your partner during intercourse.

Guy 1: Do you want to try Squaggling?
Girl 1: Perchance.

by usingslang655 April 10, 2024

Shligging

When you hope cam smiley bites the curb

I am shligging

by Skibidipupballs May 7, 2024

Squimping

When you spit in a guy’s foreskin and rub it around with the spit inside.

- Me and Marla went to squimpville last night, if you know what I mean.

- I don’t know what you mean, what is squimping?
- She pulled back my foreskin, spat in it, closed it, then rubbed it around. You’ve seriously never squimped before?! What a prude!

by gregory3boobs July 5, 2024

Slugging

The act of carpooling together to ride on the HOV lane. This carpooling method allows people limit tolls charged and travel with limited traffic. A Slug is a playfully derogatory word for people who ride in another car for free. Usually used in areas where there are high areas of continuous traffic (DMV as an example).

Jack: "I had to go slugging to get to work on time today".
Jill: "What type of sexual induendo are you using this time to say you got a free ride today?! You better give a good answer or I am kicking you out of the house!"
Jack: "It's not, I swear! I am nothing but a dirty slug!"
Jill: "It's over, pack your bags!"

by Jimboswagginz July 10, 2024

Slugging

The art of dragging an uncircumcised penis (damp or moist) across ones face.

The boys were wild they were slugging one another.

by LongHorn99 November 27, 2024

Squidding

Nutting ink
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators

“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”

by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024