spunk slug

a tissue which has been used to wipe up copious amounts of semen and it's then given dampness means that the tissue resembles a slug

A: Yeah last night I jizzed so much
B: Yeah, I bet your tissue was like a spunk slug

by SEABADGERMAN August 7, 2010

Spunk Gourmet

An expert on spunk than can tell the race, age, and time since last ejaculation just by the taste.

I taught that little Spunk Gourmet a lesson and ate a bunch of asparagus before she blew me.

by Johnny DeWadd Watkins September 8, 2008

spunk loader

Boston Creme donut. From the semen-like filling inside.

"Hey, you got any spunk loaders in that box of donuts?"

by Copper_head December 31, 2007

Spunk Rack

An open faced recepticle in which you can store spunk. Typically another persons body part.
Normally used for short term storage.

"I whacked my load in her spunk rack for safe keeping..."

by booshboy April 2, 2009

spunk tackle

The tackle you spunk with. Testicles and Penis. Cock and Balls. Twig and Gigggle Berries. Meat and Two Veg. Strawberry Shaft and Vanilla Scoops. Testicle (Pronounced testiclay) & Poking Rod...etc...

PETER: Andy, what's the matter?
ANDY: My wife kicked me in me spunk tackle.
PETER: Dannielle? Whatever for?
ANDY: Coz I said she was a stupid fat fucking minge muncher who was worse in bed that her comatose Mother.

(Brief moment of silence then a hefty High-Five.)

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 16, 2008

Spunk Marley

Whilst plowing your woman or, preferrably the mistress, in doggy style. Right before climax, the male pulls out and immediately targets the hair with his warm spunk. He then lays her flat, mounts her and ferociously tugs, twists and tangles a lock of her hair, thus creating the Spunk Marley deadlock!

Billy: Guess what Hank, last night I gave Mary the good ol' Spunk Marley while we were listening to 'No Woman No Cry'.

Hank: Gee whiz Billy!

by elmedina September 18, 2014

slam spunk

when you jhizz in your hand and slap your gilr in the face

"I slam spunked that bitch!"

by maintenance_strokes October 20, 2016